okay but when they were 13, enjolras and combeferre had their first kiss with each other and it was incredibly awkward and not at all how it’s supposed to go and enjolras ended up laughing through it, because the situation seems so ridiculous
the next time enjolras kisses someone it’s courfeyrac and they’re 16 and sleep deprived and courfeyrac gives him the shittiest handjob ever but he remembers every single detail to this day
of course, combeferre also was given a handjob by courfeyrac which was basically the same
when they’re in college, enjolras and combeferre have sex and it’s great, it’s perfect except something seems missing, and then courfeyrac stumbles in, asking for something and he just stops and stares a little and then says “oh my god, why didn’t you invite me too?” and he looks a little hurt but mostly smug as combeferre makes room for courfeyrac to join them
they all end up dating
